"Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will attempt to use it." Johnny Martin

"You can't build a reputation on what you intend to do." Liz Smith

"Look at the real successes, the people who make a lot more money than you - Elton John, Captain Kangaroo, anybody from Saudi Arabia, Big Bird, and so on. They all dress funny - and they all succeed. Are you catching on? Dave Barry

New Lycos list - most-searched radio personalities...

1. Howard Stern
2. Tom Joyner
3. Opie & Anthony
4. Rush
5. Lionel
6. Chris Evans
7. Emma B
8. Wendy Williams
9. Michael Savage
10. Larry King
11. Sean Hannity
12. Bob & Tom
13. Don Imus
14. Mancow
15. Clark Howard
16. Dr Laura
17. Sara Cox
18. Art Bell
19. Kim Komando
20. Paul Harvey

Once on, now off the list: Bill O'Reilly, Tavis Smiley, Tom Leykis, Jim Cramer, Al Franken, Don & Mike.