"Hollywood is no place for a professional comedian; the amateur competition is too great." Fred Allen

"They are spoiling the oldest art in the world - the art of pantomime. They are ruining the great beauty of silence." Sir Charles Chaplin (on the invention of talking pictures)

"Making films means, first of all, to tell a story...What is drama, after all, but life with the dull bits cut out?" Sir Alfred Hitchcock

Testing: The Big Kahuna is now in rehearsal. Everything is on for the 07/07/07 launch. Check it out here.

Bonus: Delamination Now!